I’m all about maximizing my time at the gym – including the locker room. I use the scales to weigh myself (although I swear, those suckers are off by at LEAST 5lbs), the showers when I swim, and the steam room if I’m feeling like I need to unwind. I don’t have a problem with other people doing the same – and to be honest, I’ve seen enough naked ladies in my life that I’m not bothered changing or seeing others change in said setting.
With one exception: the woman that walks around with no underwear on, for absolutely no conceivable reason.
Seriously, what the hell can she possibly be so preoccupied with that she forgets to put on some drawers? Sometimes she wears a shirt – but no shorts. Come on sister – it’s freaking me out. And it’s not like we’re talking about a quick – in and out change. She WALKS AROUND. With her lady parts just there for everybody to see. What benefit do you gain by letting your unmentionables get a breather – in a locker room? At home, sure. I get it. I like to go commando or walk around in the buff – just for kicks. But in front of a whole bunch of people you don’t know (yeah, okay, we’re all chicks, but still.) And sorry, but it isn’t like she’s some sort of playboy model. The Venus de Milo at least had the decency to cover herself – even with no arms.
Ultimately I’ve seen more of this girl’s naked lower half than I probably have of my own. I don’t know why she does it – but the novelty is over. Put on some underwear.
You’d think she was Brittney Spears or something. Gawd.
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